Good Gay Tinder Bios
A lot of users, particularly on swipe apps like Tinder and Bumble, seem to think that providing a slew of 'fun facts' in their bio is the key to profile success. But this isn't necessarily the case. Worry not, here I'll show you how to write a good Tinder bio for your Tinder profiles to get more right swipes and –surely- more matches. Best Tinder Bio Examples For Guys & Girls. Let's take a look at some of the very best tinder profiles we found on the web. My Mom thinks I'm pretty cool, I'm sure you'll too. Funny Tinder bios – Sounds easy enough, but crafting a funny Tinder bio can be a major challenge. Consult the classics, but try to be original. Good Tinder bios for guys – Suave, smooth and sophisticated, these Tinder bios cut right to the chase. Best Tinder Bios for Guys. The list of the best Tinder bios is a bit of a mixed bag.
Best Funny Tinder Bios for Guys
Need the best funny Tinder bio? For guys, a good Tinder bio has to be funny, clever, and simple. If you’re a techie, choose a good, funny Tinder bio that’s a little geeky or nerdy. If you’re a gym rat, try something sports-related. Ultimately, the best Tinder bios for men reflect the personality of the man behind them.
The following potential Tinder bios are certifiably funny, clever, simple, and they’re not over-used. Feel free to swipe one and edit it however you like.
Winning Tinder Bios You Can Copy-and-Paste:
Clever
I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That’s how many seconds you just wasted.
How come Dora calls herself an “explorer” but travels exclusively through mapped territories?
Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
Good Gay Tinder Bios For Men
“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!”
– How I got out of jury duty
“Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people” is a quote that discusses people.
How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
Somewhere in this world, someone is pulling on a door that says “PUSH.”
Geek/Nerd/Techie
Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. – Pluto
There’s no killer app I haven’t run / At Pascal, well, I’m number 1 / Do vector calculus just for fun / I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
(reference to Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy”)
Multilingual: English, binary, C++, JavaScript.
Good Guy Tinder Bios
Turning ☕ into code.
Schrodinger’s Cat walks into a bar… and doesn’t.
Jock/Sports Fan/Gym Rat
I can do a pushup with you on my back.
Let’s go clubbing so you can see this protein shake. 🙂
If you win three games of Twister in a row you’re automatically a yoga instructor.
I was dropped as a baby (into a pool of awesomeness and bad-assery).
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
[TEAM NAME]: boo! hiss! [TEAM NAME]: we good
I prefer the out of doors.
Pop Culture
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
If there is one person that’s gonna put an N’Sync song on at your house party, It’s Gonna Be Me.
Good Gay Tinder Bios Male
… But Seriously: 99.9% of Tinder Success Is About Your Pics
💣 Tinder Bio + 😍 Tinder Pics = Tinder Matches & Dates 💋
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See also:
Best Tinder Bios & Profile Tips
4 Types of Funny Tinder Bios
The Dangerous
Myth of Attraction
What’s Really Preventing You From Closing the Deal and Getting More Women Back to Your Bedroom…
So what is the dangerous myth of attraction preventing you from getting women out on dates, getting the kiss, closing the deal, and getting her back to your bedroom?
The dangerous myth is that: attraction is black or white
- That a woman either wants you or she doesn’t
- She’s attracted to you or she’s not
- She would sleep with you or she wouldn’t
Now that’s NOT how attraction works.
Listen careful to what I’m about to say:
Attraction is NOT Black or White
This means that a woman’s opinion of you can change by the year, month, week, day…. Even by the hour…
Now this comes with good news and bad news…
Let’s start with the good news…
The good news is that even if you didn’t make a stellar first impression you can still win her over and get her wanting you…
- Even if you’re not her “type” or she only sees you as a “friend”…
- Even if you’ve sent her a horribly embarrassing text…
- And even if she’s dating someone else and acts like you don’t even exist…
In a few minutes i’m going to teach you how three simple texts can change all that..
But first, I’ve got to give you some bad news…
Just because a girl has given you her number, told you to call her, or has even been out on a date with you… Does not automatically mean you will ever see her again….
When she handed you her number she did not sign a “social contract” agreeing to go out with you… It just means she was interested or attracted enough at the moment to give it to you…
Now, that interest and attraction is a good start…
Just don’t make the FATAL MISTAKE of thinking that once a woman gives you her number its game over: you win
Because The Game is actually just beginning….